a royal borealas

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a stupid person who thinks they're fancy and lives in the freezing tundra of canada
My cousin went to northern canada and came back with the brain of a snowball.
That guy tried to explain the aurora borealis like it was a college lecture.
She moved to the north just to be 'close to nature', which is code for 'no internet.'
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a person or event so boring it makes a snowstorm look exciting
The meeting was so dull, even the coffee fell asleep.
That birthday party had less energy than a dead penguin.
The event was so boring, I started counting the cracks in the ceiling.
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