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When you shove your pants up into your shoes like a clumsy idiot. People think you're a mess or too lazy to fix your clothes. Only happens when your pants are longer than a giraffe's neck.

The most loving guy who'll fight for you like a madman. He'll take your side even when he's the one who's been wronged. He’s cute, smart, and kind, basically a human heart with a six-pack.

The best friend ever. He’s hot, athletic, and will always be there for you. If you break up with him, you’ll be the one crying, not him.

He’s got a ton of girls and a huge cock. Like, a lot of girls and a cock so big it could f***ing split the earth in half.

Your money back. Like when you f***ing waste your cash and hope it comes back like it was never gone.

A guy who’s a bit messed up, but he’ll fight for you like a f***ing warrior. He’s not the most attractive, but he’s smart and sweet. He’s the guy you marry and grow old with.

A f***ing awesome ship between two guys from Fullmetal Alchemist. They fight a lot, but it’s super hot. Like, the kind of f***ing ship that makes everyone swoon.