A Rotten Orange

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A whore in Shakespearean times, but with less drama and more bad decisions

"You’re a rotten orange, you’ve ruined my son’s life," said the queen.

"I’d rather be a peasant than a rotten orange," said the servant.

The king wrote a poem about the rotten orange, but it was full of puns.

An old lady with a spray tan so bad, it looks like a crime scene

"She looked like a dead raccoon in a blender," said the neighbor.

At the grocery store, she scared a kid with her tan.

Her face was so orange, the cops showed up.

What Chisa Yukizome calls her students when she’s having a bad day and wants to murder them all

"You’re all rotten oranges, I can’t even look at you," said Chisa.

The students cried when she called them rotten oranges.

Chisa threatened to turn them into rotten oranges for good.

The worst insult you can give a ginger, and it’s totally fair

"You’re a rotten orange, I’ve seen better," said the other ginger.

At the gym, he yelled, "You’re a rotten orange!".

She texted him, "You’re a rotten orange, I’m leaving."

A color so bad, it makes your eyes hurt and your soul cry

"That orange is like a slap in the face," said the artist.

He wore it to the party and nobody spoke to him.

The color was so bad, it made the walls bleed.