a rookie

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A rookie is like a newbie who gets stuck with another newbie. They both are clueless and get s**t kicked out of them. They learn by being dumb together.
My rookie buddy and I got lost in the mall. We were both clueless.
The rookie and his rookie friend got roasted by the boss for being dumber than a bag of bricks.
The rookie tried to fix the printer. His rookie buddy tried to fix the coffee machine. Both failed.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A rookie is someone who is just starting out. They don’t know what they’re doing and are probably going to mess things up.
My rookie brother tried to cook dinner. It tasted like burnt cheese and regret.
The rookie at the gym tried to deadlift 200 pounds. He looked like a confused baby elephant.
My rookie friend joined a band. Now he can’t stop singing bad songs.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A rookie is someone you call when you're trying to be cool and your phone autocorrects 'roomie' into 'rookie'. It's a fake term used for your fake friends.
My roommate called me a rookie because I spilled coffee on his shirt. He was trying to be cool.
My best friend is a rookie because my phone autocorrected me.
I called my fake friend a rookie because he said he wanted to be my roommate.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A rookie is a total mess. They make mistakes that are so easy to avoid, it’s like they’re trying to be the worst at everything.
My rookie coworker spilled coffee on the boss. It was like a crime scene.
The rookie at the store dropped all the ice cream. It was like a meltdown.
My rookie friend got lost on the way to school. He didn’t know his own address.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A rookie is someone new who doesn’t know what they’re doing. They’re like a kid in a candy store, but with no idea how to act.
My rookie friend joined the basketball team. He didn’t know what a pass was.
The rookie chef burned the soup. It was like a fire alarm and a sad meal.
My rookie cousin tried to drive. He looked like a confused chicken.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A rookie is when you play hide and seek at night with flashlights. It's the worst game ever, but it's also the only thing that makes life in the sticks bearable.
We played rookie at night. It was like being blind and trying to find a ghost.
My rookie group hid in the woods. They were worse than a bunch of lost cows.
Rookie was the only thing that kept us from going insane in the middle of nowhere.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A rookie is the phase when your penis is neither hard nor soft. It’s like it’s trying to be a man, but it’s still confused.
My rookie phase is when I try to look cool but my penis is still confused.
The rookie phase of my friend was when he tried to flirt but looked like a baby.
My rookie phase was when I tried to dance but my penis was still thinking.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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