a rona badger

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The infected human who sprints everywhere like they have a fire in their pants and don't care if they spread it to everyone.

Arona badger ran past me coughing like a dying dragon.

He sprinted through the grocery store like he was being chased by a rabid raccoon.

Arona badger walked into the gym like it was a warzone and didn't even flinch.

A person who knows they're sick but still acts like they're the king of the world and everyone else is just a peasant.

Arona badger told me he was king of the virus and I was just a lowly subject.

He waved at me like I was a beggar and he was a god.

Arona badger sat on the throne of his couch and laughed at my suffering.

A human who's infected and doesn't give a rat’s ass if you get it too.

Arona badger sneezed in my face and said 'enjoy it, buddy.'

He walked into the restaurant and left a trail of germs behind him.

Arona badger sat next to me and said 'you're lucky I'm not wearing a mask.'

The infected fool who thinks they’re invincible and still goes out like they’re on a mission from God.

Arona badger went to the mall like he was going to war.

He ran into the park like it was a battle field and I was just a bystander.

Arona badger told me he was going to conquer the world and I was just the first victim.

A sick person who’s too lazy to stay home but still thinks they’re cool.

Arona badger showed up to work with a fever and a face like he was in a fight.

He walked into the classroom and said 'you’re all just making this harder for me.'

Arona badger sat at the table like he was the main character in a movie.

The infected human who acts like they’re the only one who matters and everyone else is just a background character.

Arona badger walked into the office and said 'you’re all just extras in my story.'

He coughed at me like I was a nobody.

Arona badger sat in the front row of the theater like he was the star of the show.