a rona badger

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The infected human who sprints everywhere like they have a fire in their pants and don't care if they spread it to everyone.
Arona badger ran past me coughing like a dying dragon.
He sprinted through the grocery store like he was being chased by a rabid raccoon.
Arona badger walked into the gym like it was a warzone and didn't even flinch.
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A person who knows they're sick but still acts like they're the king of the world and everyone else is just a peasant.
Arona badger told me he was king of the virus and I was just a lowly subject.
He waved at me like I was a beggar and he was a god.
Arona badger sat on the throne of his couch and laughed at my suffering.
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A human who's infected and doesn't give a rat’s ass if you get it too.
Arona badger sneezed in my face and said 'enjoy it, buddy.'
He walked into the restaurant and left a trail of germs behind him.
Arona badger sat next to me and said 'you're lucky I'm not wearing a mask.'
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The infected fool who thinks they’re invincible and still goes out like they’re on a mission from God.
Arona badger went to the mall like he was going to war.
He ran into the park like it was a battle field and I was just a bystander.
Arona badger told me he was going to conquer the world and I was just the first victim.
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A sick person who’s too lazy to stay home but still thinks they’re cool.
Arona badger showed up to work with a fever and a face like he was in a fight.
He walked into the classroom and said 'you’re all just making this harder for me.'
Arona badger sat at the table like he was the main character in a movie.
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The infected human who acts like they’re the only one who matters and everyone else is just a background character.
Arona badger walked into the office and said 'you’re all just extras in my story.'
He coughed at me like I was a nobody.
Arona badger sat in the front row of the theater like he was the star of the show.
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