a rog

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When you poop so hard it feels like your butt is trying to escape your body and your pants are about to be ruined.
"I just had a rog so bad I think my toilet is now my best friend."
"He had a rog so loud the neighbors called the police."
"She had a rog that shook the entire house."
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A person who got conned into thinking a fishing pole inside a Christmas egg was a real gift, and now they're broke and probably hate their life.
"My uncle got rogged and now he’s stuck with a broken fishing pole and no money."
"That kid got rogged and now he’s stuck with a Christmas egg and no friends."
"She got rogged and now she’s broke, stupid, and probably gonna cry."
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When you beat someone up like they’re a dog and you’re just trying to show off how tough you are.
"He got rogged by his brother and now he’s stuck with a black eye and no pride."
"She rogged her ex and now he’s stuck with a broken nose and no dignity."
"They rogged the mailman and now he’s stuck with a bruised face and no respect."
4
A fancy word for saying "got it" that only smart people or old radio guys understand. Everyone else just thinks you're making up words.
"He said "rog" and now everyone thinks he's trying to be cool."
"She said "rog" and now her friends think she's dumb."
"They said "rog" and now they're stuck with no friends and a bunch of confusion."
5
An ancient Nigerian god who's super popular, except he hates furries and thinks everyone else is just average.
"ROG is the god of all things except furries, and he thinks you're just average."
"He prayed to ROG and now he’s popular, but he still hates furries."
"She worshiped ROG and now she’s famous, but she still hates furries."
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A person who hates beer so much it’s like they’ve been cursed by the devil. They might even hate people who like beer.
"He’s a rog and now he hates beer so much he might hate you too."
"She’s a rog and now she hates beer and everyone who drinks it."
"They’re a rog team and now they hate beer and everyone who likes it."
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When you act like a lunatic, bouncing, skidding, and running around like you’ve lost your mind. Usually happens when you're mad at a cat or someone who’s annoying.
"He was rogging around like a mad man because his cat knocked over his coffee."
"She was rogging like a lunatic because her friend was being annoying."
"They were rogging around the house like they were trying to escape their own lives."
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