a rodent

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A smelly, toothy creature that chews anything in sight because its teeth never stop growing. Mice, rats, and hamsters are the most common ones.
My hamster chewed through my headphones and my math test.
The rat in my closet eats my socks and my grandma's hair.
My guinea pig bit my brother's ear off during a nap.
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A person who looks like they rolled in a trash can and forgot to shower. They have no style and no taste.
My uncle is a rodent. He wears the same pants every day and eats cereal for dinner.
My teacher called me a rodent because I wore socks with sandals.
My dog is a rodent. He eats my homework and my shoes.
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A loud, messy kid who acts like they own the whole world. They're not cute, they're just annoying.
My cousin is a rodent. He screams at the TV and eats my pizza.
The kid next door is a rodent. He kicks my door every morning.
My little brother is a rodent. He threw a tantrum because I had extra cheese.
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A sneaky user who keeps coming back with new names, like a thief who never gets caught.
That user is a rodent. He got banned 10 times and came back with a new name each time.
My friend got kicked off the game, but he came back as a rodent.
The rodent in our group chat keeps changing names to avoid getting banned.
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A tiny creature that walks like it's drunk and has a belly that hangs on the floor like a sad noodle.
My mouse is a rodent. It walks like it's drunk and has a belly like a sad noodle.
The rat in the kitchen has a belly that looks like it's about to fall off.
My hamster is a rodent. It walks around like it just ate a whole cake.
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A tiny, mean creature that bites and gnaws. It's also a nickname for a kid who acts like they're the boss of everything.
The rat in my house is a rodent. It bit my toe and my brother's ear.
My little sister is a rodent. She steals my snacks and yells at me.
The kid in my class is a rodent. He took my lunch and said it was his.
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A dirty, smelly hole that women have down there. It's also a word for a tiny, gnawing creature.
My friend said my mom is a rodent. I don't know what that means, but it's not nice.
The teacher called me a rodent and I didn't like it.
My brother said my dog is a rodent and it's not true.
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