A Rocket To the Moon

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GOD is the only thing that can save you from the horror of your own existence.
I prayed to GOD when my mom tried to dye my hair pink.
GOD was the only one who could stop my dad from eating the last pizza slice.
My teacher said I was the devil, but I know GOD was watching me.
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A Rocket To the Moon was a band that made music so bad it might as well have been made by a dog.
I listened to A Rocket To the Moon and cried in my cereal.
My friend said A Rocket To the Moon was the worst band ever, and I agreed.
I tried to be cool by listening to A Rocket To the Moon, but I failed.
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A Rocket To the Moon started with one guy and some terrible ideas, but then it got even worse when more people joined.
Nick Santino started A Rocket To the Moon with a guitar and a dream of fame.
When they added more people, A Rocket To the Moon turned into a disaster.
They were so bad, even their manager left in the middle of a tour.
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