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when you rip apart something that still works and then put it back together just because you think you’re fixing it, even though it was fine in the first place.
Bro I took apart my brand new phone just because I thought it needed more parts. It worked fine before.
I disassembled my mom’s working microwave to ‘fix’ it. It was fine.
I took apart my brand new car just to see if it was ‘broken’.
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the most perfect, amazing, hot, smart, awesome girl in the world. She’s like a god in human form.
She’s the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. Like a goddess.
If I had to pick one girl to be with forever, it’d be her. No question.
She’s the best. No one else even compares.
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Robbin is a tall guy with crazy dreads who’s super kind and always there for you. He’s a bit of a stoner and will make you laugh until you cry.
He’s the best friend you could ever have. He’s always there for you.
He’s a funny stoner who’ll make you laugh till you snort.
He said he’d help me with my math and he did. He even brought snacks.
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Robbin is a total beast. He’s got a penis so big, it could probably beat up a dinosaur.
That guy’s got a cock like a giant sausage.
His penis is so big, it could fit a whole family.
He’s got a penis so big, it could cause a tsunami.
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a bird that comes in winter to signal the end of cold and the start of warm. It’s also a name for a smart, mature girl.
That bird came in winter, and I knew spring was coming.
My friend’s name is Robin, and she’s super smart for her age.
The bird flew in, and I knew it was time to stop being a grumpy winter person.
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when you slather peanut butter on your junk so a dog can lick it like it’s giving you a blow job.
I spread peanut butter on my balls just so my dog could lick me like I was getting a BJ.
I used peanut butter on my junk to get my dog to lick me like it was a date.
That dog licked me like I was giving him a BJ. I had peanut butter on my junk.
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Robbin is a girl’s name. It sounds cool and is used for smart, mature girls.
My friend Robin is super smart and knows more than me.
Robin is a cool name for a girl who’s like a genius.
That girl is named Robin, and she’s way too smart for her age.
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