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A faggot who thinks getting stabbed in the ass is the same as getting pantsed. He’s a total geed and doesn’t know the difference between a shank and a punch.
My cousin got shanked and he cried like a baby.
My homie got pantsed and he laughed like a man.
That faggot got shanked and he acted like it was a surprise.
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A stupid mistake that happens when you're too lazy or too dumb to do the right thing.
I forgot my homework because I was too lazy to do it.
He missed the bus because he was too dumb to check the time.
She spilled her coffee because she was too clumsy to hold it.
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Looking at stuff and taking it without asking. It’s like stealing but cooler.
He took my candy without asking.
She grabbed my phone and ran.
He snatched my burger right out of my hand.
4
What you say when your team sucks and you’re stuck with a moron who doesn’t care about winning.
My team got robbed because my teammate picked a stupid hero.
I got robbed because my team didn’t even try.
My team got robbed because my teammate went jungling and left me to die.
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When you hold your cum inside your foreskin like a tiny storage unit until you can go to the bathroom and avoid cleaning up.
He cum hooded it and didn’t clean up.
She cum pouched it and got a bad smell.
He cum enveloped it and walked around like a king.
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When someone steals your glory or messes up your chances of being awesome.
I got the job but my friend got it because he knew the boss.
I was about to win the race but I got a bad item.
I got into college but then I got a bad grade and got kicked out.
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When you dance so good that every person in the room wants to be your boyfriend or girlfriend.
She danced so good that every guy asked her out.
He danced so good that girls were lining up to date him.
They danced so good that the whole club was jealous.
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