Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A roach is a fake friend who eats your food and flake on you when you need them most.

Yo, that roach left me with a empty pizza box and a text that said 'Bye.'

My roach came over, ate my snack, then left me hanging at the gym.

That roach promised to help me study, then played Fortnite for three hours.

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A roach is like a tiny, tasty piece of weed that’s so good, it’s worth saving even when you’re too high to care.

I saved my roach for later, and it was better than my ex.

That roach hit me like a brick, and I didn’t even care about my math test.

I smoked my roach so fast, my neighbor asked if I was on fire.

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A roach is the last bit of a joint that’s so packed with weed, it’ll knock your socks off if you smoke it.

I smoked a roach and forgot my homework.

My roach was so strong, my dog started dancing.

That roach hit me like a freight train, and I cried in the bathroom.

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In England, a roach is a piece of cardboard you put in your joint so you don’t burn your fingers. In America, it’s a filter, and people still burn their fingers.

I used a roach and my fingers looked like they were on fire.

My English friend used a roach, and I thought he was weird.

That roach saved my fingers, and I thanked it like it was a god.

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A roach is when something is so wrecked, it’s like it was hit by a truck and cried.

My car was a roach after the crash.

That math test was a roach after I failed it.

My pizza was a roach after my dog ate it.

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A roach is a sneaky person who messes with you behind your back, like a cockroach in your kitchen.

My roach told my crush I was a total disaster.

That roach messed up my game, and I lost to my little brother.

My roach gave my mom a fake homework, and she believed it.

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To roach is to beg like a hungry dog, always wanting your snacks and never giving you anything in return.

I roached my mom for snacks, and she gave me a lecture.

That roach asked for my last dollar, and I had to eat cereal for dinner.

I roached my friend for his lunch, and now I have a stomachache.

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