a risky one

1 views · Added 5d ago · 3 definitions

Trying to get your mum to make you a cup of tea while you're still in your underwear and not even pretending to be ready. It's like a death wish, but with more tea and less dignity.

I asked my mum for tea while I was still in my pyjamas and she caught me mid-sprint. I died a little inside.

My mum walked in while I was doing my morning ritual and I had to pretend I was just doing yoga.

I got caught mid-sprint by my mum and now I have to drink tea for the rest of my life.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When you’re too lazy to put on pants and decide to go full-on sprint mode while your mum is still in the kitchen. It’s like a race against time, but with more embarrassment.

I sprinted across the room in my underwear and my mum was like, 'What are you doing?'

I was doing my morning sprint and my mum walked in and I had to stop mid-sprint.

I was so lazy I didn’t even put on pants and now I have to live with the shame.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When you think you're being clever by asking your mum for tea, but you're actually just setting yourself up for a public humiliation. It's like being caught in the act, but with tea.

I asked my mum for tea and she walked in while I was mid-sprint and I was like, 'I'm not done yet.'

I thought I was being clever by asking my mum for tea, but I got caught mid-sprint.

I was doing my morning sprint and my mum walked in and I had to stop mid-sprint.

by Slangipedia 5d ago