A Riker’s Island green cup experience

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A Riker’s Island green cup experience is when you get tossed in jail so hard you’ll spill your guts and your secrets to save yourself, and your boss will laugh like a hyena while you cry like a baby.
My cousin got sent to Riker’s for lying about the pizza order, now he’s a snitch and still smells like pepperoni.
My mom’s cousin’s cousin got a green cup experience for stealing the office coffee, now he’s a snitch and still smells like coffee.
My neighbor’s kid got sent to Riker’s for stealing a muffin, now he’s a snitch and still smells like muffin crumbs.
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A Riker’s Island green cup experience is when you go from tough guy to a blubbering mess, all because the tough guys in jail don’t take kindly to weak links.
My dad got a green cup experience for not paying his taxes, now he’s a blubbering mess and still owes the IRS.
My cousin’s friend got a green cup experience for saying the wrong thing, now he’s a blubbering mess and still owes his friend money.
My neighbor’s dog got a green cup experience for barking at the mailman, now he’s a blubbering mess and still barks at the mailman.
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A Riker’s Island green cup experience is when you go from cool to clueless, because jail teaches you to rat on your own friends or get beaten up by the cool kids.
My brother got a green cup experience for talking too much, now he’s clueless and still talks too much.
My mom’s friend got a green cup experience for not knowing the password, now she’s clueless and still doesn’t know the password.
My neighbor’s kid got a green cup experience for not knowing the answer, now he’s clueless and still doesn’t know the answer.
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