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A Riker’s Island green cup experience is when you get tossed in jail so hard you’ll spill your guts and your secrets to save yourself, and your boss will laugh like a hyena while you cry like a baby.
My cousin got sent to Riker’s for lying about the pizza order, now he’s a snitch and still smells like pepperoni.
My mom’s cousin’s cousin got a green cup experience for stealing the office coffee, now he’s a snitch and still smells like coffee.
My neighbor’s kid got sent to Riker’s for stealing a muffin, now he’s a snitch and still smells like muffin crumbs.