A Right Near Weapon

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a person so good they should be locked in a secret government lab and fed through a tube because they’re that legendary

a guy who can beat you in FIFA with his eyes closed

a girl who eats peanut butter straight off the jar like it’s a crime

a dude who plays 5-back and still manages to get 80% of his cards in the right place

so amazing they should be tortured for being too good and then put on a pedestal for being too strong

a guy who plays 5-back and makes you look like a rookie

a woman who eats peanut butter with a spoon like it’s a battle

a man who gets 100% of his cards right and still says it was a fluke

so good they should be banned from the game and then given a medal for being too much

a player who can beat you in FIFA with a 5-back and still has time to eat toast

a person who eats peanut butter alone on toast and thinks it’s a victory

a guy who plays 5-back and still gets 100% of his cards right

so good they should be forced to play against you every day until you beg for mercy

a guy who plays 5-back and still beats you even when you’re not trying

a person who eats peanut butter alone on toast and still thinks it’s the best meal ever

a man who gets 100% of his cards right and still says it was luck