a ride to remember

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When you shove your junk into someone’s butt and make them bike home on a dirt road that feels like it’s trying to kill you

My cousin had to ride her bike home after I gave her a ride she’ll never forget

He told her it was a surprise, but it was more like a punishment

She screamed the whole way and still didn’t get the full story

When you take a girl’s butt for a spin and send her on a bumpy road that’s worse than her ex’s texts

He called it a ride, but she called it a nightmare

She got a flat tire and a new nickname

She didn’t know it was a ride until she was halfway home

When you go up someone’s butt and send them on a bumpy road that makes their brain feel like it’s been in a blender

She said it was the worst thing she ever did

He kept laughing while she was crying

She didn’t even notice the gravel, she was too busy being sore