A Ride for a Ride

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Letting a chick tag along for a free ride if she gives you a good lay.
Bro, I'll ride with you if you let me ride you later.
She said she'd come along if I'd take her to the mall and then give her a ride home.
He offered a lift if she'd give him a lift later.
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Riding your motorcycle like you know what you're doing, even if you're drunk.
I rode my bike like I was a pro, even though I had six beers in me.
He rode like he was in a movie, even though he had no idea where he was going.
She rode her bike like it was her job, even though she forgot her helmet.
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Giving someone your meat to put in their hole, whether it's their butt or their snatch.
He gave her his meat to put in her hole.
She took his meat and put it in her hole.
They both gave each other meat and put it in each other's holes.
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Taking a ride in someone's car if you promise to give them a ride later, and it's usually sexual.
I'll ride with you now if you ride me later.
She took his ride if he'd give her a ride later.
He said, 'You ride with me now, and I'll ride you later.'
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You're not a ride or die, you're a ride or ride, because you're all about living.
He's not a ride or die, he's a ride or ride.
She's all about living, not dying.
He said, 'I'm not going to die for you, I'm going to ride with you.'
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Yelling at the top of your lungs during a fight at IHOP over pancakes, not waffles.
We were fightin' over pancakes at IHOP, and I yelled, 'Not a waffle!'
He screamed, 'We're supposed to be franchise eaters, not pancake fighters!'
I yelled, 'Not a waffle, not a waffle, I'm a franchise eater!'
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A big group of men, usually sailors, all having sex with one guy, and he's the best in San Francisco.
He had 73 men in him, and they were all sailors.
He got gang-banged by a bunch of sailors in San Francisco.
They said he was the best in San Francisco after getting gang-banged by 73 men.
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