A Rico Username

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A rico username is when ricardo makes a username so stupid and gross it sounds like it was made by a brain-dead kid who got kicked out of a mental hospital. It usually has stuff like ‘PORN STAR’ , ‘DRUG DEALER’ , and ‘KIDNAPPER’ in it.
@ricardo2000: I’m now called ‘PORN STAR’ because I ‘accidentally’ sent my mom a text that said ‘I love you’ and ‘I want to touch your legs’ at the same time.
DM from ricardo: ‘I made my username ‘DRUG DEALER’ because I took one hit of my cousin’s weed and then cried for 20 minutes.’
My little brother got called ‘KIDNAPPER’ because he took my phone for 5 seconds and said ‘I’m holding your phone hostage!’
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A rico username is when ricardo picks the worst possible name for himself, like he’s trying to make everyone in the world hate him. Some of the names are ‘GANGSTER’ , ‘ALCOHOLIC’ , and ‘FAT KID’.
@ricardo2000: I’m now called ‘GANGSTER’ because I walked into a store and said ‘I’m here to rob you’ and then bought a candy bar.
My mom got called ‘ALCOHOLIC’ because she drank two cups of coffee and then yelled at the TV for 10 minutes.
My dog got called ‘FAT KID’ because he ate my whole sandwich and then stared at me like I was the one who was wrong.
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A rico username is when ricardo gets so mad and confused that he makes a username that sounds like it came from a broken printer. Examples are ‘PEEKABOO’ , ‘WEAKLING’ , and ‘LIL PIG’.
@ricardo2000: My username is now ‘PEEKABOO’ because I was mad at my brother and then said ‘I’m going to hide behind the couch and surprise you’ and then fell off the couch.
My little sister got called ‘WEAKLING’ because she cried when I took her lunch money.
My cat got called ‘LIL PIG’ because he rolled in dirt and then ate my pizza.
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A rico username is when ricardo is so dumb he names himself something that makes no sense at all. People like ‘GODFATHER’ , ‘PIG FACE’ , and ‘SAD CLOWN’ are usually in the mix.
@ricardo2000: I called myself ‘GODFATHER’ because I took one of my dad’s cigars and said ‘I’m the godfather of this family.’
My dog got called ‘PIG FACE’ because he rolled in mud and then looked at me like he was judging my life.
My sister got called ‘SAD CLOWN’ because she wore a clown nose and cried over a broken pencil.
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A rico username is when ricardo picks names that are so ridiculous they make people laugh until they cry. Examples include ‘CLOWN KING’ , ‘FAT TIGER’ , and ‘STUPID DOG’.
@ricardo2000: I’m now called ‘CLOWN KING’ because I wore a clown hat and then tried to juggle three oranges and failed.
My little brother got called ‘FAT TIGER’ because he ate my whole pizza and then growled at me.
My dog got called ‘STUPID DOG’ because he barked at a vacuum cleaner and then ran into a wall.
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