A Ricky Martin

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A Ricky Martin is when everyone else knows the truth but the dumbass still thinks they're the only one who doesn't.

'I didn't know you were into girls? But I saw you staring at her in math class!'

'You knew about my crush on the barista? I thought I was the only one who didn't know!'

'You knew I was a total fag? I thought I was hiding it from the whole school!'

Immaculately gay means you're so gay you could win a gay competition and still have enough energy to laugh at the losers.

'He’s so gay he wears a dress to the gym.'

'She’s so gay she texts her ex every time she eats a taco.'

'He’s so gay he’s got a pet unicorn named Larry.'

Gayer than gay means you’re so gay you think being straight is a phase, not a lifestyle.

'I came out in third grade and still got called a fag by my math teacher.'

'I was worried being gay would ruin my job, but it actually helped me get promoted.'

'I was so gay I had to take a break from being gay to be normal for a while.'

A Ricky Martin Combo is when you tell a big secret and everyone just stares at you like you're a complete idiot.

'I told my mom I was gay and she just said, 'I knew that since you started wearing eyeliner in sixth grade.''

'He confessed to being a fag and the whole class just went silent like they were waiting for a joke.'

'She told the school she was a lesbian and the only response was, 'We knew that since you started dating your teacher.' '

A Ricky Martin is a slur that makes you feel like you're being called a fag by your ex and your mom at the same time.

'My ex called me a Ricky Martin and I still haven't forgiven him.'

'My mom called me a Ricky Martin and now I'm eating cereal for dinner.'

'My teacher called me a Ricky Martin and now I have to do extra homework.'

The Ricky Martin Combo is when you order a fancy drink and the bartender looks at you like you're asking for a miracle.

'I asked for the Ricky Martin Combo and the bartender said, 'Are you sure you want this? It’s going to be strong.''

'He ordered the combo and the bartender just stared at him like he was a weirdo.'

'I asked for the combo and the bartender said, 'You’re gonna need a drink after this.' '

69ing it is when a girl sprays you with her juice like you’re her personal toilet.

'She 69ed me and I still smell like lemon juice.'

'He got 69ed and now he’s eating his lunch with a face full of juice.'

'She 69ed him and now he’s too embarrassed to eat in public.'