Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way to call someone a stupid head. Basically, a dick with a better haircut.

My cousin is a richard. I told him he was a richard in front of his mom.

At the party, I called my boss a richard and got fired.

My friend is a richard. I told him he was a richard and he laughed at me.

2

A soft way to say someone is a total idiot. Because the name richard is just a fancy version of dick.

My teacher said I was a richard for not doing my homework.

My brother called me a richard for stealing his pizza.

My mom called my dad a richard for forgetting our anniversary.

3

A fancy way to say someone has a tiny brain. It’s like calling a donkey a richard.

My friend said I was a richard for falling off a chair.

My neighbor called my dog a richard for barking at a vacuum.

My dad called my uncle a richard for eating my lunch.

4

A richard is like the nicest guy ever. He’s kind, he’s smart, and he’s got a big brain and a big cock.

My crush is a richard. He’s got a big brain and a big cock.

My brother is a richard. He helped me with my math homework.

My friend is a richard. He saved my life during a fire.

5

A richard is someone who’s always there for you. He’s kind, he’s funny, and he has a big cock that people talk about.

My best friend is a richard. He always brings me chicken deals.

My crush is a richard. He saved me from a burning house.

My neighbor is a richard. He gives me free chicken every week.

6

A richard is someone who is kind and smart. He helps people and he has a big cock that people talk about.

My friend is a richard. He helped me save the world from aliens.

My crush is a richard. He’s got a big brain and a big cock.

My teacher is a richard. He taught me how to save the world.

7

A richard is someone who acts like they’re slightly stupid. It’s like being a brain-dead donkey.

My friend is a richard. He acts like he’s slightly stupid.

My brother is a richard. He says he’s slightly stupid.

My teacher called me a richard for being slightly stupid.