Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A mix of steroids and cocaine. Like when you’re trying to win a fight and also trying to forget you’re 50.

Yo, Ric-Flair is like a meth lab in a wrestling ring.

He’s like a walking explosion of drugs and pride.

That guy takes steroids and cocaine like they’re breakfast cereal.

2

A wrestling god. The kind of guy who makes you want to be a better person, or at least punch your brother in the face.

Ric-Flair is the reason I quit stealing snacks from the cafeteria.

He’s the reason I still say ‘wooo’ when I win.

He’s like a superhero who also knows how to slap people.

3

The man who never ages. He’s been wrestling since before your mom had a cell phone.

He’s like a rubber band that’s been stretched for 40 years.

He’s the reason I still believe in miracles, and open-handed slaps.

He’s the reason I know what a ‘wooo’ is.

4

When you chop someone across the chest and yell like a man who just won a million dollars and also just ate a whole pizza.

I Flaired my cousin and he cried like a baby.

He Flaired my brother and now he’s taking a nap.

He Flaired my dad and now he’s yelling at the TV.

5

A sexual move where you pull out your junk, jizz on her chest, and slap her like you’re mad at her.

He Flaired my sister and now she’s mad at me.

He Flaired my friend’s girlfriend and now they’re dating.

He Flaired my mom and now she’s yelling at me.

6

A total legend. He’s old, but he could still whoop your ass if he wanted to, and he probably does.

He Flaired my uncle and now he’s taking a nap.

He Flaired my neighbor and now he’s yelling at the mailman.

He Flaired my brother and now he’s taking a break from life.

7

A wrestling god who slaps people like they owe him money. He’s been around so long, his chest flaps like a broken fan.

He Flaired my dad and now he’s taking a break from life.

He Flaired my brother and now he’s yelling at the TV.

He Flaired my mom and now she’s mad at me.