Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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When someone is so dumb they think they're the smartest person in the room. It's like being a brain-dead, dumbass, barely functioning, f***ed-up idiot.

My cousin thinks he invented the wheel. He's a retarted.

My teacher called me a retarted for not knowing what a triangle was.

My dog thinks I'm a retarted because I dropped my phone in the toilet.

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A person who is so brainless they could be the cousin of a donkey. Basically, the dumbest kind of moron who ever breathed air.

My neighbor is a retarted. He thinks the sky is green.

My brother called me a retarted for not knowing how to tie my shoes.

My cat thinks I'm a retarted because I forgot to feed it.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

3

When someone misspells 'retard' so badly they make the word look like a f***ed-up sentence.

My friend spelled 'retarted' and I laughed so hard I cried.

My teacher called me a 'retarted' because I misspelled my name.

My mom spelled 'retarted' and I had to explain what it meant.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

4

Someone who was given more tarts than they could handle, so now they're a brain-dead, f***ed-up, dumbass.

My cousin got ten tarts and became a retarted.

I got two tarts and became a retarted.

My dog got one tart and became a retarted.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

5

A person who thinks they're smart, but actually spelled 'retarded' like a brain-dead idiot.

My friend spelled 'retarted' and I knew he was a retarted.

My teacher called me a retarted for spelling it wrong.

My dog spelled 'retarted' and I knew he was a retarted.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

6

A person who has the brainpower of a pop-tart. Like, it's so weak it can't even hold up a basic math problem.

My cousin has the brain of a pop-tart. He thinks 2+2 is 5.

My teacher called me a pop-tart for not knowing what 2+2 is.

My dog has the brain of a pop-tart. He thinks I'm a retarted.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

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The dumbest version of 'retarded' ever. It's like someone took 'retard' and f***ed it up so bad it became a new word.

My friend said 'retarted' and I knew he was a retarted.

My teacher called me a retarted because I misspelled 'retard'.

My dog spelled 'retarted' and I knew he was a retarted.

by Slangipedia 5d ago