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When you mess up your computer by downloading a bunch of apps that look cool but do nothing. You think you're being smart, but you're just a sad, confused idiot.
My laptop is slower than my grandma. I downloaded 20 apps just because they had cool names.
I turned my computer into a toaster. I promise I didn’t mean to.
I installed a app called 'Space Invaders' and now my screen is full of aliens.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who looks like a million bucks but only wants one girl. He’s got the body of a god, the face of a superhero, and the confidence of a king. But he still kisses his mom. That’s just rude.
He walked into the bar and every woman dropped their drinks. He just smiled and said, 'I’m here for my girl.'
He’s got more muscles than my gym teacher. But he only likes one girl. That’s just plain mean.
He’s got the looks of a movie star but he still says 'good night' to his mom. That’s just low.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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That guy you’re obsessed with who only likes you a little. He’s got a ginger head, a funny mouth, and a heart that’s too busy being distracted by other people.
He’s my favorite person, but he only likes me as a friend. I think he’s a little mean.
He’s got a ginger head and a laugh that makes me giggle like a fool. But he still likes other girls.
I love him more than my life, but he only likes me like a side dish.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you’re promised a big role but end up with nothing but a background spot. It’s like getting sent to Mandyville, but with more embarrassment.
They told me I’d be the star, but I ended up being the guy in the background. That’s just cruel.
I was supposed to be famous. Now I’m just the guy who walks in the background. That’s just a slap in the face.
I got a role, but it was so small it didn’t even have a name. That’s just sad.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A name for someone who’s so dumb you can’t even understand them. They talk like they’re from another planet and make no sense at all.
He said, 'I like pizza and also the moon.' That’s not a sentence. That’s a scream.
She talks like she’s from Mars. I can’t even understand her.
He told me he eats clouds for breakfast. That’s not a normal person.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who looks like a superhero but only has 11 arrows. Sometimes 12, but it’s not safe. He’s brave, but he’s also kind of stupid.
He’s got 11 arrows and he’s fighting like it’s the end of the world. That’s just brave and kind of stupid.
He’s got 12 arrows but he uses them all at once. That’s just dumb.
He’s got the look of a god but he only carries 11 arrows. That’s just a waste.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When a tool looks easy to use but ends up hurting you badly. It’s like getting hit by a bus but with more confusion.
I used that tool once and now my hand is broken. That’s not a tool, that’s a weapon.
I thought it was simple. Now my finger is broken. That’s just a curse.
I used that thing and now I can’t feel my hand. That’s just a punishment.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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