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A tattoo on the right side of his neck. It’s a reminder to not forget where you came from, or you’ll end up being a washed-up mess who still thinks he’s cool.
My tattoo is a constant reminder that I’m not as famous as I used to be.
I look at that tattoo and think, 'I used to be a legend.' Now I’m just a sad guy with a tattoo.
If I forget where I came from, I’ll end up living in a van down by the river.
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A tattoo on his neck. It’s telling you to remember your roots, or you’ll forget who you are and end up being a total failure.
I got this tattoo so I wouldn’t forget who I am. Now I just remember how bad I am at being me.
My tattoo says 'remember where you came from', I came from a bad neighborhood and a worse brain.
I look at my tattoo and think, 'I used to be cool. Now I’m just a sad guy who thinks he’s cool.'
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Love is stupid, and that’s why it’s awesome. If people say you’re dumb for loving something or someone, just laugh and keep doing your thing. They’re probably jealous of your stupid happiness.
Love is stupid, but I love it. People say I’m dumb for loving this girl. I say they’re jealous of my dumb love.
They called me naive for loving this band. I just kept loving them and now I’m famous, or at least I think I am.
People said I was naive for loving my dog. I didn’t care. He died and I cried like a baby.
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Something I can’t do. It’s like trying to eat a whole pizza by yourself while also trying to understand why your ex broke up with you.
I can’t do this. It’s like trying to eat a whole pizza by myself.
Something I can’t do, it’s like trying to understand my life.
I can’t do this. It’s like trying to explain why I broke up with my ex.
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The opposite of forgetful. You remember everything, even the stupid stuff, like what your ex did to you or the time you ate a whole pizza in one sitting.
I’m not forgetful. I remember everything, even the stupid stuff.
The opposite of forgetful is remembering everything, even the dumb stuff.
I’m not forgetful. I remember every stupid thing that ever happened to me.
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I miss you so much it hurts. I remember everything about you, like your face, your voice, and the time you forgot to call me.
I miss you so much it hurts. I remember everything about you, even the bad stuff.
I miss you. I remember everything about you, even the time you broke up with me.
I miss you. I remember everything about you, even the time you forgot to call me.
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A drink you take the day after a bender. It helps you remember everything that happened, like how bad you looked when you woke up or how many pizzas you ate.
I drank a beer the day after my bender. It helped me remember I looked like a mess.
The day after my bender, I drank a beer. It helped me remember how many pizzas I ate.
I took a drink the day after my bender. It helped me remember why I got drunk in the first place.
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