a refridgerator!

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A fat, tall person who eats like a pig and smells like old socks
My cousin is a refridgerator! He eats three pizzas and a bag of chips for breakfast.
I saw a refridgerator! at the mall and he was crying because he couldn’t fit in the elevator.
My dog called my dad a refridgerator! because he took the last piece of pizza.
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A box that makes your food cold and your brain confused
My fridge is broken, and now my cereal is room temperature and my life is ruined.
I put my soup in the refridgerator! and now it's cold, but it still tastes like my ex.
The refridgerator! is the only thing keeping me from crying every day.
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A fridge with a D, which is the worst thing ever because it makes no sense
Why does the refridgerator! have a D but not the word fridge? It’s the worst.
My teacher said refridgerator! was a real word, and I cried.
I asked my mom why the refridgerator! had a D, and she said, ‘because life is unfair.’
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A fancy word for a box that keeps your food from rotting and your mood from going to hell
My refridgerator! is so fancy, it has a light and a door.
I put my sandwich in the refridgerator! and now it’s fancy.
The refridgerator! is the only thing keeping my food from turning into a science experiment.
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When you put your junk in a hot patch and then try to impress someone by screaming like a baby
My brother put his junk in an Icy Hot patch and screamed like a baby at the park.
I tried to impress my crush by doing the refridgerator! and failed.
My mom did the refridgerator! and now she has a headache.
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A big metal box that keeps your snacks safe from your siblings and your hunger
My refridgerator! is full of snacks, and my brother is mad.
I opened the refridgerator! and my sister took the last cookie.
The refridgerator! is like a treasure chest for my snacks.
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A giant box that stores your food, your hope, and your sanity
My refridgerator! has my food, my hope, and my sanity.
I put my hopes in the refridgerator! and now I’m sad.
My refridgerator! is full, and I’m full of hope.
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