A Reference

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A reference is like when you drop a name or a thing in the middle of a conversation and act like it's the smartest thing ever. It’s like saying ‘Santa Claus’ when you’re talking about Christmas and no one asked for it.
I’m gonna reference my ex’s face when he saw my new tattoo.
Yo, I just referenced my mom’s cooking when I said this soup tastes like regret.
He dropped a reference about the dog and then acted like he was the king of the world.
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When someone says something you can totally relate to and you feel the need to throw it back in their face like it’s a comeback.
She said ‘I haven’t slept in days’ and I was like ‘me too, I’ve been living in a coffin’.
He said ‘I’m so stressed’ and I replied ‘so am I, I live in a garbage can’.
She mentioned her crush and I went ‘same, I’ve been eye-fuckin’ my math teacher for a year’.
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It’s when you mess up the word ‘referrer’ on purpose just to sound like a tech wizard who knows everything but really doesn’t.
I typed ‘referrr’ and then acted like I was Einstein.
He said ‘reffer’ and then called me a ‘noob’ for not knowing what it meant.
She spelled ‘refer’ and then said she was a ‘cyber genius’.
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REFER is just a fancy way of saying ‘fridge’ because no one can spell or say ‘refrigerator’ without tripping over their own tongue.
‘I’m gonna get a REFER’ said the guy who spilled his soda on the floor.
She said ‘I put my lunch in the REFER’ and then dropped it on the floor.
He yelled ‘I need more ice from the REFER’ and then forgot what he was talking about.
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To reference is when you copy something and pretend like you thought of it first. It’s like stealing someone’s idea and then acting like it was yours.
He copied my meme and posted it like it was his own.
She copied my text and then told me I was a ‘copycat’.
He copied my joke and then said he was ‘the original’.
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When you talk like you’re the king of the world and everyone is a peasant just because you know one word or dropped a reference you didn’t even understand.
He said ‘I know what a reference is’ and then asked me what it meant.
She dropped a reference about a song and then said I was ‘a noob’ for not knowing it.
He tried to explain a reference and then had to look it up on Google.
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It’s just when you copy and paste something and act like it’s your own idea. It’s the most basic form of laziness and stupidity combined.
He just copied my text and then called me a ‘noob’.
She pasted my joke and then said it was ‘her own’.
He copied my whole speech and then asked me if I was ‘a bot’.
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