A Redneck Piece of White Trash

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A redneck piece of white trash is someone who thinks a clean shirt is a luxury and a full tank of gas is a miracle.
'I wore the same shirt for three days and got called a slob by my mom.'
'He tried to wash his shirt but forgot to use soap.'
'He had a shirt with cheese on it and was proud of it.'
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A redneck piece of white trash is someone who thinks a beer is a meal and a fart is a social call.
'He drank six beers and called it breakfast.'
'He farted in a meeting and said it was a business strategy.'
'He passed gas in the church and said it was a holy offering.'
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A redneck piece of white trash is someone who thinks a tattoo is a badge of honor and a nose pick is a skill.
'He got a tattoo of a chicken and said it was his soul.'
'He picked his nose in front of the mayor and said it was a sign of respect.'
'He got a tattoo on his elbow and called it a masterpiece.'
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A redneck piece of white trash is someone who thinks a junkyard is a playground and a trailer park is a palace.
'He spent all day in the junkyard and called it a vacation.'
'He lived in a trailer and said it was a mansion.'
'He picked parts from a junkyard and called it a hobby.'
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A redneck piece of white trash is someone who thinks a gun is a friend and a dart is a life goal.
'He shot his gun at a tree and said it was a battle.'
'He played darts for eight hours and called it a victory.'
'He shot at a pigeon and said it was a challenge.'
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A redneck piece of white trash is someone who thinks a beer is a religion and a fart is a prayer.
'He drank beer every day and said it was a holy habit.'
'He farted in the church and said it was a miracle.'
'He passed gas in front of the priest and called it a blessing.'
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A redneck piece of white trash is someone who thinks a truck is a throne and a Walmart is a palace.
'He sat in his truck like a king and said it was his kingdom.'
'He picked up a girl at Walmart and called it a royal event.'
'He went to Walmart and said it was a journey.'
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A redneck piece of white trash is someone who thinks a trailer is a castle and a tattoo is a crown.
'He lived in a trailer and said it was a palace.'
'He got a tattoo and called it a royal gift.'
'He lived in a trailer and said it was a throne room.'
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A redneck piece of white trash is someone who thinks a beer is a meal and a fart is a blessing.
'He drank beer and said it was his dinner.'
'He passed gas and said it was a sign of strength.'
'He farted in front of his dad and said it was a father-son moment.'
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A redneck piece of white trash is someone who thinks a tattoo is a badge of honor and a nose pick is a talent.
'He got a tattoo and said it was a masterpiece.'
'He picked his nose in front of a crowd and called it a performance.'
'He got a tattoo of a dog and said it was his best friend.'
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