a red headed stepchild's rental mule

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A thing or person that needs or gets the worst kind of punishment.

My math test was a red headed stepchild's rental mule. I failed it so hard, my calculator cried.

That pizza was a red headed stepchild's rental mule. I ate it, and it ate me.

My dog got kicked out of the house. He was a red headed stepchild's rental mule.

Something that gets knocked around like it's the worst kid in the school.

My brother’s car is a red headed stepchild's rental mule. It got hit by a truck and a goat.

My stepdad called me a red headed stepchild's rental mule. I got grounded for a month.

That old couch was a red headed stepchild's rental mule. It had more bruises than my cousin.

A thing or person that’s treated like the worst part of your family’s drama.

My mom’s new boyfriend is a red headed stepchild's rental mule. He’s loud, he’s ugly, and he eats my cookies.

My dog’s new friend is a red headed stepchild's rental mule. He poops on my shoes.

That old sock was a red headed stepchild's rental mule. It was lost, it was lonely, and it smelled like my brother.

Something that gets the worst of everything, like it’s the punchline of a bad joke.

My little brother’s report card was a red headed stepchild's rental mule. He got all Fs and a detention.

My stepmom’s new cat is a red headed stepchild's rental mule. It hissed at me and knocked over my cereal.

That broken bike was a red headed stepchild's rental mule. I fell off it three times and it still didn’t feel sorry for me.

A thing or person that’s the worst at everything, like it’s the enemy of fun.

That homework was a red headed stepchild's rental mule. I had to do it for a week and I still didn’t get it.

My stepdad’s new job is a red headed stepchild's rental mule. He’s always angry and he yells at the printer.

That old toy was a red headed stepchild's rental mule. It broke, it was dusty, and it hated me.

Something or someone that gets the worst treatment, like it was born to be hated.

My sister’s new phone was a red headed stepchild's rental mule. It broke the first day and it wouldn’t charge.

That hot dog was a red headed stepchild's rental mule. It was burnt, it was cold, and it was covered in ketchup.

My dog’s new bed was a red headed stepchild's rental mule. It was tiny, it was dirty, and it smelled like my brother’s sock.