a red gay ghost

My cousin got called a red gay ghost because he said he'd rather date a nun than a guy.

My teacher said my friend was a red gay ghost for not even looking at a boy once.

My brother got called a red gay ghost because he asked for a hamburger instead of a sandwich.

My friend got called a red gay ghost for saying he’d rather date a statue than a guy.

My mom said my dad was a red gay ghost because he didn’t even look at the guy at the bar.

My neighbor got called a red gay ghost for choosing pizza over a guy at the party.

My friend got called a red gay ghost because he said he’d date a rock before a guy.

My cousin got called a red gay ghost for not even smiling at a guy.

My brother got called a red gay ghost because he asked for a drink instead of a kiss.