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Something so stupid and pointless it makes your brain hurt and you want to throw up.

When your friend starts a fight over who has the better sock collection.

Your mom texts you at 2 a. m. to ask if you forgot to feed the cat.

You try to explain why you can’t go to the party because your pants are on fire.

A loud and obvious sign that something bad is about to happen, like the sky turning purple and your neighbor screaming.

Your dog starts barking at nothing and then eats your homework.

Your crush texts you ‘I know what you did last summer’ and it’s 3 a. m.

Your teacher says ‘this test is going to be brutal’ and it’s 8 a. m.

When you feel like you're in a mental battle with someone who might be a psycho or just really bad at life.

Your ex texts you ‘I know where you live’ and it’s 1 a. m.

Your dad starts a debate about whether pizza is a food or a religion.

Your friend says you’re ‘toxic’ and you’re just tired.

A sign that something is about to go wrong, like your phone dying and your dog eating your lunch.

You see your crush with someone else and your heart breaks.

Your mom texts you ‘your brother is here to visit’ and you panic.

Your teacher says ‘you’re all going to fail’ and it’s 10 a. m.

A bad omen that makes you think the world is going to end and you’re going to be the last one standing.

You see a pigeon wearing a crown and you know something is wrong.

Your crush texts you ‘I’m in love with someone else’ and it’s 3 a. m.

Your mom says ‘you need to clean your room’ and it’s 11 a. m.

When you’re so annoyed you stop everything and scream at the top of your lungs because the world is unfair.

You’re in the middle of a math test and your dog eats your pencil.

Your crush texts you ‘I’m going to the prom with someone else’ and it’s 2 a. m.

Your teacher says ‘you’re all going to fail’ and you throw a pencil.

Krow and Casey, you guys are the worst. Why are you even here?

Krow texts you ‘I’m going to fail this test’ and you reply ‘so what?’

Casey says ‘I love you’ and you say ‘I hate you’.

You both start a fight over who has the better sock collection.