Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Take two instant ramen packs and throw away the flavor packet because it’s trash. Crack two eggs and add salt and pepper like you’re trying to survive.

My mom made this and I cried.

This is what happens when you’re too broke to buy real food.

I ate this for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

2

Use half-assed ground beef and slap some soy sauce on it like it’s your best friend.

My dog eats better than this.

This is the worst thing I’ve ever tasted.

I threw up after this.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

3

Put cheese on it like it’s your last hope and drown it in ketchup and hot sauce like you’re going to war.

I used this to bribe my brother into doing my chores.

This is what happens when you’re too lazy to cook.

I ate this and now I hate my life.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

4

Toss in some arugula and eggs like you’re trying to make it look fancy but it’s still just trash.

This is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen.

I ate this and my soul died.

This is what happens when you try to be fancy.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

5

Make a mess with oil and sauce like you’re trying to cover up the fact that you’re too lazy to clean.

I made this and my kitchen looked like a war zone.

This is what happens when you’re too lazy to clean.

I spilled it everywhere and now I’m stuck with it.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

6

Add cheese like it’s your last chance and hope it fixes everything.

I added cheese and it still sucked.

This is what happens when you’re desperate.

I put cheese on it and it was still bad.

by Slangipedia 5d ago