A really mean penis

My dad’s penis is so mean it threw my dog out of the house.

This guy’s penis is like a bully with a grudge.

That’s not a penis, that’s a mean meat with a vendetta.

This penis is so bad it got suspended from school.

I swear that penis is in jail for life.

If penises had grades, this one would have a D minus.

That penis just kicked my little brother.

I think this penis has a black belt in mean.

This penis is so mean it could start a war.