A really hoopy frood

My cousin is a hoopy frood. He doesn’t even need coffee. He just stares at the sunrise and thinks about how bad your life is.

My boss is a hoopy frood. He came to work at 7 a. m. and left at 3 p. m. I still haven’t left.

My neighbor is a hoopy frood. He has 3 jobs, 2 cats, and a life that’s way better than mine.

My friend is a hoopy frood. He got into college, got a girlfriend, and still has time to play video games.

My teacher is a hoopy frood. She grades papers at night, teaches during the day, and still has time to eat lunch.

My brother is a hoopy frood. He eats pizza for breakfast, sleeps in, and still gets straight A’s.

My mom is a hoopy frood. She cooks, cleans, and still has time to tell me how bad I’m doing in life.

My crush is a hoopy frood. He got into the best school, has a car, and still has time to text me.

My dog is a hoopy frood. He eats my homework, chews my shoes, and still knows my name.