A Really Cute Dork

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A kid who looks like they got hit by a chicken and then tried to style their hair
My cousin is the worst. He looks like he slept in a raccoon’s burrow.
That boy walks into class like he’s the king of the trash can.
She tried to do a hair flip, but it looked like a pigeon attacked her head.
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A person whose face looks like it’s been through a war and their hair is a crime scene
He came to school with hair that looked like a tornado had a meltdown.
I saw her in the hallway, and I thought the janitor forgot to clean the floor.
He looks like he got stuck in a glue bottle and then tried to comb his hair.
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A kid who’s so ugly, they make the cafeteria food look good
That kid walks in and I want to run away. Like, really run away.
She looks like she fell into a bucket of spaghetti and didn’t wash her face.
He’s so dorky, even the rats laugh at him.
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