a really big hug

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A hug so tight it feels like you’re being squeezed by a fukin angry cow

My cousin gave me a really big hug after I told him my dog ate his homework

My mom gave me a really big hug when I failed my math test

My friend gave me a really big hug when I told him I got a tattoo of a chicken

A hug that could knock the fukin teeth out of a brick wall

My brother gave me a really big hug when he found out I failed his favorite class

My dad gave me a really big hug after I told him I quit soccer

My sister gave me a really big hug when I said I would never clean my room again

A hug so strong it feels like you’re being smushed by a fukin garbage truck

My teacher gave me a really big hug when I aced the big test

My friend gave me a really big hug after I told him I flunked out of school

My grandma gave me a really big hug when I came home from the hospital