A real gangster

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Jules is a real gangster because he smokes so much weed he could start a fire in a church.
Jules just smoked a whole bag of weed and said, 'I'm gonna make the devil jealous.'
Jules passed out in a parking lot after eating a whole pizza and a bag of chips.
Jules called his mom and said, 'I'm gonna die from weed, but I'm still a real gangster.'
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A real gangster wears a suit, a fedora, and drives a Model A like it's the 1920s, and they carry a Tommy Gun like it's not 2025.
He walked into a bar in a suit and a fedora and shot the bartender with a Tommy Gun.
He drove a Model A so slow it looked like it was on vacation.
He showed up to a robbery wearing a suit and said, 'I'm not a thug, I'm a gangster.'
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A thug is someone who got to the top without any help from anyone, not even their mom, and they didn’t need no fancy clothes or no backup.
He went from eating out of a trash can to owning a whole block.
He didn’t have no friends, no family, just his gun and his guts.
He said, 'I didn’t need no help, I just got up and fought.'
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RTG 19 is a gang from Winston Salem that don’t mess around. They wear black, they run from no one, and if you mess with them, they’ll make you disappear.
They shot a guy who didn’t respect them and said, 'That’s what you get for being disrespectful.'
They ran over a rival gang in a Model A and said, 'That’s how we roll.'
They showed up to a party and said, 'This is our hood, and we don’t take no crap.'
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