Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

This is where you'll find something real, just not the one you were hoping for.

I looked up 'real definition' and got 'something you can't find here', what even is this?

I was looking for a real definition and got a definition about a real definition, this is a loop.

I looked up 'real definition' and got a definition about a real definition, this is a loop.

2

If you're reading this, you're probably on the wrong website, this is not where real definitions live.

I looked up 'real definition' and got a sad message, I'm not even sad anymore.

This is so bad I looked up 'real definition' just to see what it was, and it was a sad message.

I looked up 'real definition' and got a sad message, what's the point of this website?

3

You might as well give up, this site is like a desert and real definitions are like water.

I looked up 'real definition' and got a message that said 'trust me, it’s a challenge', that’s a lie.

I looked up 'real definition' and got a message that said 'trust me, it’s a challenge', I don't trust you.

I looked up 'real definition' and got a message that said 'trust me, it’s a challenge', I'm not trusting you anymore.

4

This site is like a prison and finding a real definition is like escaping, it's impossible.

I looked up 'real definition' and got 'it's fucking impossible', that's a real definition now.

I looked up 'real definition' and got 'it's fucking impossible', I'm not even mad anymore.

5

Olivia is a human being who laughs a lot, talks a lot, and steals your food, and she’s smart when she wants to be.

Olivia laughed so hard she fell off the chair, and she still stole my food.

Olivia talked so much I forgot my own name, and she stole my pizza.

Olivia is smart when she wants to be, and she stole my food again.

6

This is someone so fat they could be seen from space, and maybe even from the moon.

This guy is so fat he could be seen from space, and the moon.

This person is so fat they could be seen from space, and maybe even the moon.

This human is so fat they could be seen from space, and they’re not even trying.

7

Democrats call anyone who disagrees with them a redneck, even if they’re from another country.

Democrats called me a redneck, even though I’m from Africa and I disagree with them.

Democrats called my friend a redneck, even though he’s from Lithuania and he disagrees with them.

Democrats called my neighbor a redneck, even though she’s from Asia and she disagrees with them.