a real Connor

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A man who thinks he’s a legend, but the only thing he’s legendary for is being a disaster.

He walked into a bar and immediately started a fight with the bartender over the number of shots he deserved.

He tried to fix his car and ended up setting it on fire.

He proposed to his girlfriend in a public bathroom and got rejected by three different people.

A guy who thinks he’s tough, but his toughness is just a cover for being absolutely clueless.

He tried to start a band and ended up playing all the instruments wrong at the same time.

He challenged a man to a wrestling match and lost to a kid in a wheelchair.

He tried to impress his date by telling a joke, but it was just the punchline of a joke no one heard.

A man who thinks he’s the main character, but he’s just the guy who crashes the party.

He showed up to a birthday party and tried to take over the cake.

He walked into a restaurant and yelled at the waiter for bringing the wrong soup.

He tried to be the hero in a movie and got kicked out of the theater.