A Real Catch

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when you find someone who’s got a brain, a sense of humor, a body that makes you drool, and won’t cheat on you or leave you hanging.
I married a real catch. She’s smart, funny, and doesn’t throw tantrums when I forget to do the dishes.
My cousin dated a real catch. He got her a diamond ring and still remembers her birthday.
I’m a real catch. I got a 99 average, I can make you laugh, and I never eat my ex’s leftovers.
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someone who’s got it all, brains, looks, a good laugh, and won’t run off with your best friend.
My new crush is a real catch. She got straight A’s and still has time to text me every day.
My dad said I was a real catch. He also said I had the looks of a superhero and the mouth of a sailor.
My friend’s a real catch. She’s got a job, a dog, and still texts me at 2 a. m.
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when you find someone who’s not only hot but also kind, smart, and won’t abandon you when things get tough.
My girlfriend is a real catch. She’s got a job, a dog, and still texts me at 2 a. m.
I dated a real catch. He got me a birthday cake and still remembers my favorite song.
My friend’s a real catch. She’s got a brain, a body, and a sense of humor that makes me laugh every day.
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