a real bloke

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a guy who takes a leak on a cop car during a snowstorm and still manages to eat a whole pie

I saw him peeing on a cop car like it was a personal insult

He ate that pie so fast the crust flew out of his mouth

He did it all while wearing a dinosaur onesie

the kind of man who beats up a vending machine and then buys a soda with his own blood

That vending machine didn't stand a chance

He drank the soda and it tasted like regret

He left a 50-cent tip in the machine's mouth

a man who fights a chicken in a parking lot and wins with a single punch

That chicken had no idea what hit it

He used a parking meter as a weapon

He got kicked out for fighting a chicken