A real bag of shit

My cousin is a real bag of shit. He failed math and still thinks he's cool.

That guy at the bus stop is a real bag of shit. He yelled at a kid for dropping a pencil.

My teacher called me a real bag of shit because I drew on the desk with crayon.

My dog is a real bag of shit. He ate my homework and pooped on my shoes.

My brother is a real bag of shit. He stole my lunch and still thinks he's a hero.

My neighbor is a real bag of shit. He screamed at the mailman for giving me the wrong letter.

My mom is a real bag of shit. She yelled at the TV and called the pizza guy a bad name.

My friend is a real bag of shit. He cried when he lost a race to a chicken.

My principal is a real bag of shit. He gave me a detention for wearing socks with sandals.