A real Al Capone

My cousin is a real Al Capone. He beat up three guys for stealing his lunch.

That guy at the bus stop? Real Al Capone. He told a kid to shut up or he’d get a knife.

My dad says he’s a real Al Capone. He once threw a chair through a window because the TV was too loud.

My homie is a real Al Capone. He took my candy and said, 'You’re weak.'

The guy who broke into my house? Real Al Capone. He took my video game and my mom’s phone.

My teacher said I’m a real Al Capone. I took the class’s pizza and ran out.

My brother is a real Al Capone. He fought my best friend for no reason.

That guy at the park is a real Al Capone. He challenged a kid to a fight and won.

I’m a real Al Capone. I fought my dog because he wouldn’t stop barking.