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A therapy session where the therapist is so full of themselves they think they're the main character of a drama and everyone else is just background noise.
My therapist said I need to 'find my inner hero' while I was crying about my ex eating my sandwich.
She told me my problems are 'just a phase' and then charged me extra for it.
She tried to act like my childhood trauma was a 'plot twist' and I just wanted to throw her a fit.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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When the therapist acts like they're the only one with a brain and everyone else is just there for show.
She said I'm 'resisting change' when I just wanted to change my pants.
She told me my anxiety was 'a metaphor' and I was like 'no, it's just loud.'
She said I need to 'embrace my chaos' and I just wanted to embrace a nap.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A session where the therapist is more interested in their own story than yours and acts like you're just a side character.
She said my life was 'just a chapter in her story' and I was like 'I’m not even a footnote.'
She kept interrupting me to talk about her cat's new diet.
She told me my problems were 'just a minor conflict' and I was like 'I’m not minor, I’m a disaster.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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