Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The guy or gal who's currently reading this nonsense and probably thinks they're clever

Bro, you're reading this, so you're the reader. Congrats, you're not a total idiot.

This definition is for you, dummy. You're the reader. You're the one who opened this.

You're the reader. You're the one who didn’t give up after the first sentence.

2

Those smug cops with the fancy gadgets, sneaking peeks at your texts like they’re the king of the hill

These cops are spying on my texts like they’ve got nothing better to do.

Why do they need a million gadgets to read my messages? They’re just creepy.

They’re like the creepy uncle of the police department.

3

That guy who killed your mom and still had the guts to act like he was cool

That dude killed my mom and still had the guts to send me a meme.

He was the real deal, but he thought he was just being cool.

He had the guts to kill my mom and then pretend he was a nice guy.

4

A hot movie with a hot lady who had sex with a lot of people during a really bad time

That movie with Kate Winslet was hot and sad all at once.

She had sex with a lot of people during a time when people were being murdered. Hot and sad.

The movie was about love and death, and it was also really hot.

5

When your friend or best friend starts dating your ex and it feels like the universe is trying to ruin your life

My best friend started dating my ex and it felt like the universe was out to get me.

Your friend started dating your ex and now you’re both sad.

My ex started dating my best friend and now I’m confused.

6

A hot lady who’s only liked for her looks, but when she reads, she becomes a total beast

She was just hot, but when she started reading, she became a beast.

That girl was hot, but now she can read and it’s even hotter.

She was the best friend of my ex, but now she can read and I’m in love.

7

You think the movie is in English, but it turns out it's in Spanish and you're just confused

I picked a movie with an English title and it was in Spanish. What even is life?

I thought it was in English, but it was all in Spanish and I was confused.

The movie was in Spanish and I didn’t know Spanish. That was a disaster.