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A guy who knocks out at a party like he was shot, then vanishes for the rest of the night. Usually happens at his own birthday, which is a disgrace.
I saw Raymond pass out at my party and never came back. I’m still mad about it.
He ate three pizzas and passed out before the cake was even cut.
He got so wasted he forgot his own name and disappeared into the bathroom.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A guy so hot every woman wants him. He has dark hair and eyes that look like they were made in heaven. He’s sweet, funny, and will kiss you like you’re the last piece of pizza.
Raymond walked in, and the whole room stopped breathing.
He asked me out, and I said yes before I even realized what was happening.
He’s like a superhero, but with better hair.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A guy who’s so nice you want to hug him, but he thinks he’s the worst looking guy ever. He’s also a great kisser, even though he’ll never admit it.
He’s the nicest guy I know, but he thinks he’s ugly.
He kissed me once, and I’ve been obsessed ever since.
He’s like a saint, but he doesn’t know it.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A ramen god who will punch you with a hotdog if you don’t respect ramen. Don’t mess with him.
I ate ramen without asking Raymond, and he threw a hotdog at me.
He smited me with a hotdog and I cried.
He’s the ramen god, and I’m just a mortal.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you slap someone’s face to say hello or goodbye. It can be friendly or it can be a slap fight.
She slapped my face like I owed her money.
He gave me a face slap and I fell over.
We said goodbye with a slap that echoed through the hallway.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The best boyfriend ever. He’s hot, funny, and will argue with you until the end of time, but he’ll still love you more than pizza.
He fights with me all the time, but he still loves me.
He’s my favorite person, even when he’s being annoying.
He’s like a boyfriend, but with better hair and more patience.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A cat from Animal Crossing who’s so tired of being dressed like a maid he’s thinking about jumping off a cliff. Donate to save him.
Raymond is wearing a maid dress and he’s crying.
He’s so tired of being dressed up he wants to die.
He’s the saddest cat in the game, and I’m donating to save him.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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