a rat coon

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A rat coon is a coon who's so dumb they think being a rat is a compliment and still thinks they're cute.

My cousin is a rat coon. He tried to flirt with my dog and got bit.

That guy at the bus stop is a rat coon. He waved at a pigeon like it was a girlfriend.

My teacher called me a rat coon because I drew a mustache on a rat and called it art.

A rat coon is a girl who's so cheap and stupid she'll sleep with anyone for free and still thinks she's a queen.

My neighbor is a rat coon. She dated three guys in one week and didn't even brush her hair.

That girl in my class is a rat coon. She texted a boy 'I'll do anything for a pizza' and he took her to the mall.

My sister is a rat coon. She told a guy she'd marry him if he gave her a lollipop.