A Random Toaster

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A giant idiot who's my friend and I can't stand him but I still hang out with him

You know that guy who thinks he's the king of the school but he can't even do math? That's my A Random Toaster.

He tried to start a band and it was just him singing and me laughing in the background.

He once tried to explain how to tie a shoe and I had to leave the room.

A big stupid guy who's my friend and I laugh at him every day

He tried to propose to a chicken at the pet store and got kicked out.

He thinks he's a superhero and wears a cape to school every day.

He once tried to fight a vending machine and it won.

A giant moron who's my friend and I can't live without him

He once tried to cook breakfast and set the kitchen on fire.

He thinks he's a detective and follows me everywhere.

He tried to explain the moon landing and said it was a conspiracy by aliens.