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This guy is like a greasy meatball rolling around the room. He touches everyone like they owe him money and moans like a broken goat. He’s short, acts like he’s been framed for murder, and makes faces that say he’s been eating expired pizza.
He touched my hair during math and said, 'I’m not sus. I’m just tired.'
He made a face at me during lunch that looked like he was eating a shoe.
He walked into the hallway and started moaning like he’d been tortured.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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He’s the human version of a confused raccoon. He keeps touching people, moans like he just lost his best friend, and acts like he’s the only one who knows what’s going on. He also makes weird faces like he’s been eating glitter.
He touched my shoulder and said, 'I’m not sus. I just feel lonely.'
He made a face that looked like he’d been stuck in a blender.
He started moaning in the middle of science class like someone stole his snacks.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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This kid is a walking disaster. He touches people like they’re his new best friends, moans like he’s been hit by a bus, and acts like he’s been framed for a crime he didn’t commit. He also makes faces like he’s been eating a dead mouse.
He touched my arm and said, 'I’m not sus. I just feel like I’m being watched.'
He made a face that looked like he’d been licking a sock.
He started moaning during recess like he’d been dumped by his crush.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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