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A guy who takes on a whole bar of beers by himself, like he's got a death wish and a taste for cheap alcohol.
At the pub, John downed 12 pints by himself. 'This is what Rambo does,' he said, slapping the bar.
Sarah's cousin fought off 20 beers alone. 'That's Rambo energy,' the barkeep said.
When the party started, Mark took on 15 beers like it was a battlefield.
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A giant knife that could cut through a guy's arm and still have energy to spare.
He pulled out his Rambo knife and sliced through three guys like they were butter.
The knife was so big, it looked like it belonged to a giant who hated pizza.
She used her Rambo knife to carve up the whole football team.
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A movie where a man beats up a whole town with just a gun, a cow, and the will of a god.
Rambo showed up and took down the entire police force with a cow and a gun.
The movie was so intense, it made the cops cry.
He fought the whole town with just a minigun and a death wish.
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A guy who kicks ass so hard, even the Chinese and Koreans are scared of him.
Rambo made the Chinese guys run away like they were kids.
He showed up in North Korea and made Kim hide in a hole.
He fought the communists so hard, even the Soviets were scared.
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A man who can take on 50 guys in the woods and still have time to laugh.
He stood in the middle of the forest and beat up 50 guys like it was nothing.
Rambo took on 50 guys in the woods and won.
He looked like the most manly guy on Earth multiplied by 10.
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A guy who fights off a whole army by himself and still has time to take a nap.
He took on the whole army and still had time to eat a sandwich.
Rambo fought a whole army and still looked cool.
He took on 100 guys and came out with a smile.
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A synonym for violence, but way more fun and way less boring.
Rambo is like violence, but with more guns and fewer rules.
He brought the violence to the whole town.
Rambo is when you punch someone and then laugh about it.
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