a ralphie

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A ralphie is when the kid you're bullying grabs you by the shirt and yells so loud you think your ears will fall off.

My teacher gave me a detention because I ralphied him in the hallway.

I got a black eye from my cousin after he ralphied me at the party.

The guy at the store ralphied me because I took the last candy bar.

A ralphie is a man who thinks he’s tough enough to walk around with a ducktape and a full trunk, like he’s ready for war.

My uncle is a ralphie and once beat up three guys just for looking at him wrong.

My dad calls himself a ralphie and acts like he’s the toughest guy in the neighborhood.

That guy at the gym is a ralphie and he’s got a ducktape and a full trunk on his back.

A ralphie is someone who can’t wait for something to happen and will scream until it arrives, like a kid on Christmas Eve.

My mom is a ralphie and she screams every time the mailman comes.

My brother is a ralphie and he can’t wait for his pizza to arrive.

My friend is a ralphie and he screams at the bus driver every morning.

A ralphie is a shy guy who’s got all the girls and loves hanging with his friends, but he still gets flustered when he sees them.

My crush is a ralphie and he turns red whenever he sees me.

My cousin is a ralphie and he’s got all the girls at school.

That guy from the store is a ralphie and he’s got a crush on my sister.

A ralphie is a guy who’s hot, sweet, and loves having sex with his girlfriend, but he never cheats and always stays faithful.

My boyfriend is a ralphie and he loves me more than anything.

That guy from the bar is a ralphie and he never cheated on his ex.

My neighbor is a ralphie and he’s the sweetest guy I’ve ever met.

A ralphie is a cool guy who knows everything and always has the best ideas, even if you don’t want to hear them.

My friend is a ralphie and he knows everything about math.

My brother is a ralphie and he always has the best plans.

That guy in class is a ralphie and he’s got the best answers.

A ralphie is a guy who’s nice, but doesn’t know what the hell he’s doing and will never get mad, even when you make him cry.

My uncle is a ralphie and he’ll never get mad, even if you make him cry.

My friend is a ralphie and he’s the nicest guy I know.

That guy at the park is a ralphie and he doesn’t know what he’s doing.