A rainbow in the underwear

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A rainbow in the underwear is when a guy has every possible kind of mess in his pants at once like a brown puddle, a yellow goop, and some white sludge.
My dad had a rainbow in the underwear after eating pizza, soda, and a whole bag of chips.
My brother’s underwear looked like a science experiment exploded.
I saw my uncle’s pants and thought he had a pet squirrel in there.
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A rainbow in the underwear happens when a man’s underpants are covered in three different kinds of mess like poop, pee, and something that looks like a melted cheeseburger.
My mom’s boyfriend had a rainbow in the underwear after a night of drinking and eating pizza.
I walked in on my dad and he had a rainbow in the underwear and a coffee stain on his shirt.
My cousin’s underpants looked like they had been through a war.
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A rainbow in the underwear is when someone’s pants are a total disaster with three different colors of mess like a brown blob, a yellow puddle, and something that looks like oatmeal.
My uncle had a rainbow in the underwear after eating too much and drinking too much.
I found my brother’s pants and thought he had a raccoon in there.
My dad’s underpants looked like a paint spill.
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